siighed:

some kid in my english class goes by the name squash and my teacher done fucked up and called him zucchini

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provokatives:

when you have two groups of friends doing different things friday night and you’re not invited to either one lol

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markruffalo:

aos-skimmons:

so I was thinking that mark ruffalo sounds a lot like mark buffalo, and then i decided that i obviously wasn’t going to be the only one who thought about this. so i typed ‘ruffalo the buffalo’ into google images and i found these…

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i don’t know why but it made me happy 

I don’t know why but it makes me happy too.

sweptoutofmymind:

today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

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icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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