kikikurt:

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

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crowley-for-king:

dutchster:

my demons have been gaining a lot of weight. i think it’s time for some exorcise

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→ Some super cool animals you may not be aware of.

grimchild:

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Scorpion Tailed Gecko

This small lizard is a native of Oman. When threatened they curl their tales up to mimic a scorpion.

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Scorpion Tailed Spider

Speaking of scorpion tails… This group of spiders have long tails that also mimic the threat display of a scorpion….

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix, via ruinedchildhood)

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

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tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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lies will always be lies no matter how white they are

(Source: sorafool, via ugly)

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